A Week in Status Updates

Mrs, Lampshade: Excursions booked, Airlines booked, Hotel booked - now the only thing left to do is decide what body parts to sell to pay for it all. Disney Cruise - we'll be seeing you soon!

Sara: My kids will not eat their breakfast at the table. To get them to eat breakfast, I have to bring MY breakfast into the living room, which they both then poach from.

Dana: March 14 and I'm officially calling it. Another new year's resolution bites the dust...